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Monday, January 09, 2006

MONDAY SCREAMER!

I am still enjoying my holidays, Daily Encouragement will be back soon. This joke is dedicated to Blogotional, because he misses me! :)

A WOMAN was leaving a store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

Along black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50ft behind the first one.


Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.

Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."


"What happened to him?"

The woman replied: "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further: "Well, who's in the second hearse?"

The woman answered: "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"You'd better get in line."


Be encouraged!
GBYAY

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